If you ever had no choice but to eat your lunch at school, then you know already that the National School Lunch Program “provides nutritionally balanced, low-cost or free lunches to children each school day,” and so the result is not always as it supposed to be. After all, we all know that any product’s attributes that come next to “low-cost” are nothing more but mumbo-jumbo – at least in most cases, but when this happens, today’s story goes dangerously close to the real thing…

One fine day, after grabbing some good-looking pie and having the first bite, a kid turned bag to the cook with lightning in his eyes, and asked indignantly:

“What kind of pie do you call this?!?”

Completely taken by surprise by the kid, the cook stopped for a moment, then asked:

“What does it taste like?”

Unsurprisingly, the answer came in an instant:

“Glue!”

Tired of this already, the cook closed the discussion:

“Then it’s apple pie, the plum pie tastes more like shampoo!” 😉