Category Archives: Apple Jokes

As we all know, the next person you won’t take with you on a deserted island, right after your mother-in-law is your boss. I hope this is not true for you, because sometimes you get to spend more time with your boss than your family, so… having a good relationship with him is the key to success. Continue reading →

Warning! This short joke may be inappropriate for kids and some people, so I am not going to be held responsible for any bad thing that’s going to happen once you read it, all right? Good… so let’s see the difference between an apple and your granny’s ass, shall we? Continue reading →

If you ever had no choice but to eat your lunch at school, then you know already that the National School Lunch Program “provides nutritionally balanced, low-cost or free lunches to children each school day,” and so the result is not always as it supposed to be… Continue reading →

Contrary to the popular belief, the first commandment is not the one recorded by Moses, when he wrote it down in Hebrew together with the other nine… Continue reading →

If Apple made toasters… Continue reading →