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If Apple Made Toasters…

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Fiona Apple – Criminal

Since yesterday, I had a bunch of things to do, I also had to fight my flu all the time, but I couldn’t help falling in love with Fiona Apple’s “Criminal,” and there’s a serious reason for that. I will probably say it again in the future, but now it’s the first time that your AppleMadman here makes such a confession… Continue reading

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Fiona Apple – Discography

Just for the record, your AppleMadman here usually enjoys music that would make your grandmother instantly have a heart attack, but there are some artists that even he simply can’t ignore, especially when they have a name that includes one of his obsessions, together with a notorious antivirus producer. Yes, I am talking about Fiona Apple, born Fiona Apple McAfee Maggart on September 13, 1977, and since for the AppleMadman, every artist’s story starts with his discography, let’s take a look at the Fiona Apple discography, shall we? Continue reading

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An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

One fine day, little Joe came rushing in to his dad. Dad was having a beer, watching the TV and also reading the newspaper during commercial breaks. Joe knew it’s not a good idea to disturb his dad while the game was on and the beer unfinished, so he waited for the first break, when he suddenly puffed… Continue reading

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