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The Apple Store and the Rabbit

Today, another fictional story. This time, it’s about the Apple Store in the forest, and the rabbit. While the Apple Store in this story was usually selling anything but apples, like the forestPod hair dryer, the nightMac headlights for bears, or the toothPhoney fake teeth for old wolves, the stubborn rabbit kept coming back, asking for apples… Continue reading

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Adam and Eve – Bible Story…With a Twist!

If you’re a Christian, you surely know the Adam and Eve Bible story. I am sure that even most people following other religions know it, since this is far from being original. I know it may sound like a blasphemy to some of you, but if they would have had Copyscape back in those days when the New Testament was written, completing the Bible, passing the plagiarism test would have been a bit hard, if not impossible. Well, they changed a word here and there, but the main story remains the same… Continue reading

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The Apples Save the Day, But…

Today’s joke is a bit in the “adult” category, but I don’t think you have to be 18 to enjoy it. After all, it involves apples, and that’s all we need to know. Apples and cannibals, to be more accurate… Continue reading

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Apple Varieties – Quick Facts

Let’s check a few interesting facts on apple varieties I’ve been able to find, shall we? Continue reading

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The Boss and the Apples

As we all know, the next person you won’t take with you on a deserted island, right after your mother-in-law is your boss. I hope this is not true for you, because sometimes you get to spend more time with your boss than your family, so… having a good relationship with him is the key to success. Continue reading

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